I'm free. Falling into infinity.

best-of-funny: X

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:27:41 -0400

best-of-funny:

X

random quotes: anchorman

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:40:05 -0400

random quotes: anchorman

jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: unshaped: w...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:37:36 -0400

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

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Wed, 01 May 2013 22:33:30 -0400

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Wed, 01 May 2013 22:32:44 -0400

christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:30:47 -0400

christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.

harfologist: pubicmilk: ironic iconic

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:41:26 -0400

harfologist:

pubicmilk:

ironic

iconic

promisingagent: snowfalls3: mitigatedwrath: Save it NO ONE...

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:39:54 -0400

promisingagent:

snowfalls3:

mitigatedwrath:

Save it

NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED BEFORE NOW? OMG. AMAZING.

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:38:28 -0400

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

sluttyoliveoil: imagine if the screenshot was never taken and...

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:37:11 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if the screenshot was never taken and the world would have to live without this image

dead: 2012: lapfoxofficial: i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead i told you dead and i are just...

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:35:59 -0400

dead:

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you

“Catsby? What Catsby?”

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:01:36 -0400

“Catsby? What Catsby?”

axto: aleetlepinch: I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:00:35 -0400

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:58:05 -0400

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post

perpetualvelocity: shidknee: evelynhollow: sad-broken-andnever...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:11:55 -0400

perpetualvelocity:

shidknee:

evelynhollow:

sad-broken-andneverenough:

beyond-the-limitations-of-me:

redxluna:

pretentiousprince:

apsychedelicdoomcult:

Chimps do it for the lulz also

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA CHIMP’S BACK JFC

When you see it…

WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT EVER

ABORT ABORT ABORT

NO

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:03:23 -0400

awkwardharold: So a teacher was wearing a periodic tie today in bio and a girl says to him “I like...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:02:22 -0400

awkwardharold:

So a teacher was wearing a periodic tie today in bio and a girl says to him
“I like your tie” and he replies
“Thanks I wear it periodically” and no one got the joke except for 5 kids and the teacher walks away muttering
“I thought the joke was ‘element’ary”

themessengerofhappiness: ieroection: the fact that some kids feel so uncomfortable about going to...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:01:56 -0400

themessengerofhappiness:

ieroection:

the fact that some kids feel so uncomfortable about going to school each day that they get depressed and sick is an obvious sign that something is not right

oh my god

if I had to choose only one post to be on my blog for the rest of my life, I’d likely choose this

manda: manda: amanda bynes, ruining your childhood with one twitter pic at a time.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:55:48 -0400

manda:

manda:

amanda bynes,

ruining your childhood with one twitter pic at a time.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:55:15 -0400