christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
dead: 2012: lapfoxofficial: i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead i told you dead and i are just friends wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
axto: aleetlepinch: I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4. I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
awkwardharold: So a teacher was wearing a periodic tie today in bio and a girl says to him “I like your tie” and he replies “Thanks I wear it periodically” and no one got the joke except for 5 kids and the teacher walks away muttering “I thought the joke was ‘element’ary”
themessengerofhappiness: ieroection: the fact that some kids feel so uncomfortable about going to school each day that they get depressed and sick is an obvious sign that something is not right oh my god if I had to choose only one post to be on my blog for the rest of my life, I’d likely choose this
manda: manda: amanda bynes, ruining your childhood with one twitter pic at a time.
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
egberts: how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours
genericanimegirl: do she got a booty she DOOOO
tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband. JK...
crystalfieldsplittingenergy: rneerkat: the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto i should not be laughing so hard at this
percypan: THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
damnhowell: so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her she doesn’t get it
best-of-funny: telescopics: malforms: nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud unless your screams of “gay” are muffled by another guy’s cock that’s pretty gay X